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WELCOME!

the poster JOIN NOW!

What's this all about?

he Kingdom of Lindsey (used interchangeably with 'Kingdom of Lindisfaras') is an independent nation-state near Horncastle. We seceded from the UK in 2005 under the name of "Old Rectoryland" (yes - seriously).

The Kingdom is a genuine "new country project", an experiment, and a hobby. It has a population of over 1000 and is bigger than the State of the Vatican City. It stands for political common sense, democracy, and accountability (amongst other liberal values) -- which has led the nation into war with ELDC.

Lindsey is in need of more citizens, and more land, to leave the UK and join our great nation. Even if you don't live in Lindsey, by pledging your property and becoming and active citizen of Lindisfaras, you would become an integral and much-loved part of our proud nation.

If this citizenship-drive succeeds, and Lindsey grows so much in size that a significant proportion have expressed their support for Lindisfaran independance, we stand as good a chance as Cornwall of getting it. And you could be in on it.

The original kingdom was founded in 490AD, and our independence was taken by force and violence. We have as much right its return as India, Kenya, Wales, or Cornwall--all similarly conquered and subdued by Evil Colonialists. The Kingdom of Lindsey therefore claims all of East and West Lindsey districts as rightfully ours (especially since the councils placed in charge of the area have turned out to be incompetent and tyrannical rulers). UK out of Lindsey!

Sceptical?--Join anyway! The Kingdom of Lindisfaras is only as serious as you choose to make it!

JOIN NOW!

 What do you want me to do then?

or Lindsey to reemerge as a political force outside its current boundaries, we need you to join our country. This means that your home, farm, or other property will cease to be a part of the United Kingdom, and become a part of the Kingdom of Lindsey. There are no taxes or hidden charges involved, and for the concerned we're sure we can work out some sort of real-estate dual-citizenship! This in no way involves the ownership of, or deeds to, the property.

By becoming Lindisfaran citizens in this way, you help us by increasing the population, area, and thus the respectability of our nation (and if we generate some news stories, we can finally achieve a wikipedia article).

Oh, and you get to be a part of something fun and unusual--if you're lucky, you might even get in on this quickly enough to deserve a knighthood!

So please: JOIN NOW and then tell your friends and family to do the same (by distributing this poster?).

 How do I join?

Simply fill out the following form! (* indicates mandatory field)

All personal information is protected under the Data Protection Act '07.

Email Address:
Name*:
Address & Post-code of property to become
Lindisfaran*:
Location:
Estimated land area of property
(in acres or sq feet):
Human population of property*:
Domesticated Animal population
of property*:
Do you have any special skills
(i.e., are you a qualified medical
professional?)
Reason for Joining (optional):
Any other questions?:
I have a computer:
I have the internet:
I have a gun:

By submitting this form you agree that the property mentioned above
is now a part of the Kingdom of Lindisfaras, and to become a citizen of the Kingdom of Lindisfaras.


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